No, not the good Rock that somehow manages to make bad movies infinitely more watchable, the bad rock. This rock.
What can I say? It’s a big rock and tiny, super lazy boat. Putting a chrome gold ring on this might be the literal definition of polishing a turd.
Still, as lame as this is, it’s better than the movie.
Yeah, I said it. Fight me.
Not everyday can be golden.
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